Fun Friday

How the world works lately...

• If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.


• If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.


• If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.


• If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, you blame television.


• If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.


• And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my body is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.