Friday, October 23, 2009

Fun Friday

How the world works lately...

  • If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

  • If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

  • If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

  • If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, you blame television.

  • If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

  • And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my body is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.

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